Category: Humor

THE OFFICIAL YESHIVA CHEVRUSA- MATCHING QUESTIONAIRE

Rabbi Shlomo Cohen www.hiqjew.com We have computerized your Chevrusa search. Please answer all questions as candidly as you dare. Name___________________              What does everybody call you ?   _ _ _ _ey Are you an in-towner___out-of-towner___? FFB___ BT___ FFBWSL___ [Frum From Birth With Some Lapses] How many years have you been in Yeshiva?_______ How many years have … Continue reading THE OFFICIAL YESHIVA CHEVRUSA- MATCHING QUESTIONAIRE

What You Really Ought To Know About The Light At The End Of The Tunnel

S. Cohen  10/04 www.hiqjew.com Stay Calm, but we just found out that the light at the end of the tunnel is really an oncoming train. Attention! Due to financial constraints the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off until further notice. No wonder New Yorkers never smile. The light at the … Continue reading What You Really Ought To Know About The Light At The End Of The Tunnel

On the Applicability of the Snappir V’Kaskesses rule vis-a-vis the Gefilte Fish & the Lox

Shlomo Cohen www.hiqjew.com It is a well known fact that in order to be kosher a fish must exhibit two signs. It must have both fins and scales. The Gefilte fish – genus; Pikecarpus, species; Rokeachus  – and the lox – genus; smokedus, species; salmoniuos- are readily observed to have neither. {Other species in the … Continue reading On the Applicability of the Snappir V’Kaskesses rule vis-a-vis the Gefilte Fish & the Lox

A Scientific Analysis of the Densest Material Known To Man

Shlomo Cohen www.hiqjew.com An international team of top-flight physicists met at a forum to discuss progress in their field. The conference lasted several days and the ideas produced will be fueling speculation for years to come. After years of experimentation, the team of Prof. Seymour D’Tale, his grandmother, Lotta D’Tale  and Dr. Asher Yatzar have … Continue reading A Scientific Analysis of the Densest Material Known To Man